Here in Indiana we’re recycling our trash into a mountain, slowly but surely, and eventually we’re gonna have our own ski resort!
Totally off-topic, but when I was a tender young lad of the high school persuasion, Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology was aggressively trying to recruit me to go to college there (and in fact, they were the final runner-up to Purdue, which I ultimately selected). The one piece of recruitment mail I'll never forget was a full-size poster (which I kept for years):