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"Just one night with her changed my world
Ilene was no ordinary average girl
she had ultra hot fox mammy jammy
nuclear hot powered voodoo punanny"
- Joe Rogan, "Voodoo Punanny" (obviously)
I went home with a waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too
Lawyers, Guns, and Money - Warren Zevon