You are correct! I mean how could a bunch of malcontented far right hot heads ever hope to defeat the strongest country in the world. One with the best navy and army and…and… Wait a minute it has been done before. Nevermind.......
Your right, you SHOULD follow the example set by our forefathers. Go find an Island, start a new nation there and IF for some reason the marines land, fight them off with your flintlock.