Jill Kelly's grandfather, Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed, was born in Kenya. He married an Indonesian ladyboy named Jill Mohammed. She (he) took the name Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed. They adopted a Iranian waif named Mohammed who was bisexual but married a beard named Frances Ayers, a Canadian con-artist. They moved to Hawaii where Frances worked in a bank with Obama's grandmother. Jill Kelly, a Pakistani orphan who was the neice twice removed of Osama bin Laden is Obama's half-sister on his mother's side. It is believed that Obama's actual father was Adolf Hitler.
I hope that clears it up for you.
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