When they messed with my Wonder Bread I said nothing...
When they messed with my Twinkies I said nothing...
But Now...they have messed with my DING DONGS...I SHALL NOT REMAIN SILENT!
....hee hee heee....
They can have my Ding Dong when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!
Um, sorry honey, please tell the preacher not to use that line at my funeral, and I swear I never laid a hand on my Ding Dong.