Dateline 2072 — United Interstellar Parcel Service (formerly UPS), the largest shipping company in the SinoAmerican Superstate, has announced it is withdrawing monetary support from the Omnisexual Youth Scouts of Sino-America due to their discrimination against man-boy-boy polygamous couples and their failure to show sufficient enthusiasm during last year’s Annual Obama Day Parade. “Despite a few hateful protesters hiding in the backwoods of Idaho, shifting demographics and generational views make man-boy-boy acceptance an inevitability,” said the preserved head of Barney Frank.
Don’t forget the animals. Grievous.