[DUMBGRUNT]

Where is the great and all knowing OSHA ?

You must wear your PPE !! (Personal Protective Equipment)

Zero tolerance and zero risk! Or your company will fined into bankruptcy.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

OSHA! I shuddered and took an involuntary look over my shoulder.

Chipping paint? Where is your respirator? (and no respirators without an approved training course!)

Chainsaw? Where is your helemt and what is its expiration date? (and no chainsaw without an approved class!)

Taking a $*!t? No $*!t without correct wiping procedure!

Any and all accidents are preventable and unacceptable!