Eye woted, as our friends the Austrians would say. In Austrian, of course. At the same time I remembered that I forgot to show up for jury duty yesterday. Dang me! At the polling place which was located inside a grammar school library, I was genuinely shocked to see female and unwhite people voting, has something changed recently? Roseanne Barr was on the presidential ballot, and I hope she wins IF, IF Romney loses, we’d all rather have a fat idiot lesbo there than a committed marxist, no? The ballot was four pages long, primitive method of voting this year by connecting lines using a borrowed pen, a whole load of propositions, state, county, city. I came unprepared this time, because last time, when I had prepared, the next day I couldn’t remember how I voted for any of the propositions. And a note to those who are quick and angry to correct anyone saying the word “democracy” with the word “republic”, as if there was a pure democracy anywhere in the world: what are these ballots with a dozen plus propositions if not pure democracy?! The half filled out four pages were at last inserted into a box with a sign that said “scanner”, and had a LED counter on top. I asked the fellow who was stuffing my pages while sneaking looks at how I woted if the box instantly transmitted the results to somewhere out there. He only replied: “That lady over there!” In the meantime, a hot looking babe walked in dressed in a miniskirt. I saw her from the back. When she turned I saw that she was an old, old hag. Afterwards, before leaving, I picked up an oval sticker saying something in Chinese.
That’s the best after-action report I’ve ever read. Truly, it brought tears to my eyes. Bravo! :)
I give you an A+ for the most interesting voter report out there!
Oh, and I forgot to say, there is an expression in Italian (which I don’t remember as I don’t speak Italian) that says “17 from behind, 70 from the front” for just that sort of woman! Lol!