"This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."
"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
"Is that making your fingernails sweat?"
"Put on a cup of coffee, this race isn't going to be over for a while."
"The election is "closer than Lassie and Timmy"
"We don't know what to do. We don't know whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon."
"Tight as the pages in a book."
"Now Florida, that race, the heat from it is hot enough to peel house paint."
"They both have champagne on ice, but after the night is over, they might need a pick axe to open them."
"The presidential race still hotter than a Laredo parking lot."
"It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
SINCERELY, DAN RATHER
NRO Corner guys sounding a little worried.