That's funny and sad. So many people have no idea how to do anything. When I was a kid, most of the dads either had been in WWII or worked in factories making war stuff for the other dads to use. Everyone's dad could do everything, it seemed. It's a different world now.
A make believe story. But I know some people like this.
Neighbor: "Hey, RWA! A tree fell across my driveway. No one can come to cut it for at least three days? How am I going to get to work?"
RWA: "I'll get my chainsaw and it'll be good enough in 15 minutes."
Neighbor: "You've got a chain saw?? Wow! Aren't those things dangerous? Is that legal? Don't you have to have a license or something to buy one of them?"
RWA: "Shh! Don't let the guy who lives next to me hear you talking like that. He works for the gummint."
Neighbor: "But won't he hear the noise?"
RWA: "Oh, he won't know what it is."
Neighbor: "I'm hearing all this stuff about looting. Some people are actually buying guns!!
RWA: "Yeah, imagine that.
Bammy made me a better marksman.