Next, we will limit the size of Starbucks containers to 1 ounce as they also cause obesity. After Starbucks, we're coming after hummus. Finally, we will tax ANY computers manufactured outside the US....computers defined as anything device requiring electricity and using a computing chip.
Or how about an EBT card useage tax. Either a percentage or a per swipe fee (or both). It’s “unearned” income after all.