To the Tune of “Ode To JoY”
Schadenfreude, Gut und Tasty
Zay Gets Zare Comuppenzie
Makes Me Laff so Loud and hearty
Till Mine pantzget Vettinzie!
Like Ze Saying From Ze Klingon
Brought to— us from dayz of Old
Schadenfreude, sweet und juicy
Is a Dish Zats BEST served COLD!
LMAO! I’m takin’ it!