My flight has been changed six times now. Finally, I got a flight for Sunday. Then, the city decides they are going ahead with the New York City Marathon. The bridges will be closed, so I cant get to the airport. How are they doing a marathon when most people dont have power? On top of it, the hotels in Manhattan have been nice enough to put up people who have no homes. They are charging them $200 as opposed to $700 a night. But now they are throwing these people out because theyve got people from all over the world coming to run the marathon. They are throwing out the survivors! So I call Jet Blue and say I cant fly Sunday because I cant get from Staten Island to JFK Airport. And they said Okay Theo. They know me know because Ive been calling them every 15 minutes. They say, Theo, we can get you on a flight Friday. I say book it! I call up the car service, and they say, We cant pick you up, we have no gas. All my friends on Staten Island say, How are we going to get you there? We have no gas. And the people who do have gas, dont want to waste it going to JFK. So Ive got to call and change my flight again. Now Im leaving Monday. Everybody says if we dont have gas in our cars by Monday, if the roads arent clear by Monday, thats it
were throwing in the towel.
Hey, Theo, you spoiled rotten Follywooder, stay home and don’t put your demands on those in NYC.