Posted on 11/02/2012 9:02:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Romney/Ryan are drawing record crowds, while Obama/Biden can’t draw flies.
But they are tied in the polls /s
It is much better to share a vice,
Than to scratch your head and share your lice.
Perhaps Bloomberg doesn’t want a city full of people to be sitting around listening to the truth on their portable radios on the weekend prior to the election.
Heard a quick blurb on the news this morning that some organization in, I think, California is gathering supplies to send to the east coast. Wonder if Andrea Mitchell is going to snarl at them like she did Romney saying they need money, just money.
Your barbs are are harder gneiss.
To which I pay the price...
Rush's pronunciation is the correct one. Emphasis on first syllable. And 2nd syllable is not pronounced "miew."
The name "Rasmussen" means "son of Rasmus." (Rasmus, as in the name of the Renaissance scholar, Erasmus.)
Rasmussen is a common surname in Denmark, and in areas of this country where Danes or Norwegians settled.
I think it was Hannity who popularized the incorrect pronunciation, "Rass MIEW sun."
Not a surprise. Remember the fake jobs number.
Hmmmm... people I know with that name pronounce it the other way.
They are Danish/American
Go figure
I know you’d appreciate this:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/this_is_no_way_to_get_us_up_running_egrMk4ukpzFCGhSF8oM5kN
Has anyone tried to call the White Hut for help lately?
http://www.payphone-directory.org/sounds/wav/bell/disconnected.wav /s
Did you see the video of the woman in Staten Island who was begging for help (”we have 90-year-olds here”) from officials?
I could swear the guy she was yelling at was Schmucky Schumer. But none of the articles on that story mentioned he was even there.
#Let them eat marathons
LOL!!
And I would say to Whoraldo: I f___t in your general direction.
But, like Aunt Em in the Wizard of Oz ... being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
Just turn your back on him and “whistle” ;-) LOL
(my dad used to refer to a person passing gas, as having “Whistle britches” LOL
Oh go ahead, give him a break.... LOL
FUNNY!
Don’t see it trending yet, but I may have to make a contribution!
Update before I even had a chance to post my above stuff:
OMG! And you want to know CENSORSHIP? I have been on #benghazi all morning with 50 new posts every few seconds. Still wasn’t trending. 5 minutes after Rush mentioned #letthemeatmarathons? Already trending!
just wow....FOX NEWS just dumped the whole Benghazi case on the DBM........just called em all out...BY NAME
and just said what we were told is all lies
Good lord, BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton is more enthusiastic for 0bama this term?
That is the biggest bald face lie I ever heard. Especially when Hitlery is getting thrown under the bus.
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