Posted on 11/02/2012 9:02:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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“In four days, there is a choice between two different directions. Either we go back to the failed policies of the Top-down approach, or we continue on with the middle-out, bottom-up policies that have helped us out of our messes.”
WHAT?!!!!!!
If some SOB tried that oin me, he would get a “38” right between the eyes...and I aint talkin boobs here!
HA! I crack me up!!!
He certainly has Americans bottom up.
“Our policies under Bill Clinton have been tried and they worked.”
UGH! This rally is awful.
I can outrun ya...I’d snap your bra in a heartbeat
What, create a tech bubble???
I just heard him lying about the new jobs report.
This SOB is shameless.
Bloomy wants runners to pay $26 dollars each to a relief fund to run in the marathon.
What a colossal jerk this guy is!
Why, thank you. You are amazing, the Queen of Links as always. ;-)
Incoherent, the media should ask the White House Counsel of Economic Advisers to explain this embarrassing ignorance of macroeconomics.
yes, but can you out run a German Shepherd :-)
So tell me...are ya feelin lucky punk? well are ya?????
I admire both your stamina and your gag reflex, and thankj you for falling on the grenade and watching that POS so we don’t have to!
I am going to make a prediction here.
When Romney wins on Tues, the “first” riots will break out in NYC. The instant Romney wins, these people will ascribe all of their woes to Romney.
The other liberal union strongholds will follow.
Classic liberal transference.
I pray that I am wrong.
It was just an ABC news break.
I am listening to Rush!
dammit...dogs bite me every time
but what thee hell........I’ll just do it once
lmao and haulin azz
Breitbart did a story on the media covering up for Schumer.
If the woman was yelling at Christie or a Republican Senator, it would have been all over the place.
it’s not that the media is a POS...it;s that no one tells em that to their face
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2953873/posts
Oh, silly me; I forgot that Christie is the MSM and Obama’s new BFF.
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