Johnny! Where you been? Missed you.
Yeah, I found stuff online about hacking the spouts. It’s the princple of the thing that galls me.
And don’t even get me started about mercury fever thermometers. Or inexpensive, effective rat bait that’s been outlawed.
Making effective rat poison isn't difficult either, but it can get you talked about if you have a rough spot in inter-spousal relationships. Me, I'm still single, celibate, and sane, so nobody but me and the rats would know if I were to make some. They don't tend to tell anyone, even if I did.
/johnny