Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.
#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!