[SparkyBass]

Poor Ol’ Kaw-Liga!

[Right Wing Assault]

Too stubborn to ever show a sign, Because his heart was made of knotty pine.

Poor ol Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss, Poor ol Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed, Is it any wonder that his face is red? Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.

As lonely as can be, And wishes he was still an ol' pine tree.

Sounds like Joe Biden.