Posted on 10/31/2012 9:23:51 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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My bad, I was thinking iPad not iPod.
Just sittin’ and eatin’ lunch and an idle thought popped into my noggin.....
As an advertising type, what’s your professional opinion of The 0’s campaign stuff (maybe including the pimp media’s “contribution” as a sidebar)?
the answer is ....the second Barry put his hand on the whatever and said Praise be upon him he was our President.
The next day the Omachine sailed his fleet hard, left and with full blown wind socks out. And when there was no wind, the media blew harder....Candy got hazard pay
They and theirs knew he was a one termer and they knew why.
America will by vote majority kick a punk in the balls on NBC if it is right and needed
Now, in all of this is what shaped the 2nd term and enter the 2nd string quarterback for the last 7 years
that would be Romney...
Why ? like Michael Jordon once said “ republicans buy shoes too “
The left and 1% ers want a return on their damn money and jobs
that would be Romney
all this other tripe is the communist element gettin face time with the willing media
Obama had a great chance to look presidential during the Benghazi attack. I think he could have swung the electoral momentum back to him if he’d ordered the military to rescue Ambassador Stevens and the other Americans there. His failure to act and his deliberate attempt to cover up what had happened revealed the true Obama: weak, anti-American, anti-military.
I’m going to get such enjoyment out of watching the election returns on Tuesday night.
“Andrea fainted noddin up and down so fast”
They all nod so much and fast, that you could mix paint colors in their mouths.
The aid may be $60,000.00 per family ... but, the family receives less than $20,000.00.
Where it goes I couldn’t quite catch, but sounded like it went to administrative expenses.
my reaction was ...
Rare form today sir. Always entertaining and often informative, but I must say, you upped your game for this thread.
Hi AQ, Rush did not sound positive to me today he seems to be preparing us for a big letdown. Is it just me?
adguy, I’d guess the short answer is that The 0 could walk up to every door in the country, hand a fistfull of cash to everybody he saw and he still wouldn’t get a majority of the votes.
Just because all he’s DONE is talk and then **** up everything he touches.
(....and as far as his advertising....well, even the housecat avoids the room when the TV happens to get turned on and those campaign ads start up. Guess she’s decided there ain’t enough sand in the Sahara to cover that much stuff.)
AQ, I’m with you on that deal next Tuesday.
I’ve been prayin’ for the day for four...damn...years.
(Almost as hard as I’m still praying that I don’t have to go back to war to actually make my vote count......)
it’s up there but I still need a 4ft ladder to dunk
I cannot scream this loud enuf....what this man does after the mascara is whipped off is America’s most scary days.
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