That tells you what BS this is--
I tell ya, Pimp with a Limp, I hate all those religious, gun clinging white folks... 
but I may not recognize those feeling!
You hear that, our President's words... 
are like butter--
That's the way, Barack, surely God made them white like sheep... 
because he expects us to shear them all for our fair share.
I don't mean to be racist, but stop... 
calling me 'Shirley!'
Shirley? I thought... 
your name was Larry--
Well, campers, I would have been back sooner, but Hurricane Sandy delayed me... 
by trapping me in that Pirates of the Caribbean casino with all those willing showgals--