[bigbob]

No, I think Autoamory will come first. That is, people like Obama who are in love with themselves, but who “deserve” all the benefits of marriage.

As we all know, he’s been told to engage in self-reproduction countless times, so it’s only fair he should do so under the umbrella of self-matrimony.

[Iron Munro]

I think Autoamory will come first.

It's already here.