Been there done that back in my 20’s and stopped that crap from ANYONE since.
Trust me, only person in my life I’ve ever allowed this.
I’m not interested in fighting to get to the middle anymore. That ought to be accorded naturally and it’s just too much work anymore.
Hell, in the last two weeks I’ve been in the middle telling jokes and she just start talking past me and over the punch line like it’s something serious.
Like a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs serious....
I don’t get it and I’m not interested in the psychology of it....
At this point it’s brain dead and on life support stoopit and doesn’t look like there’s a cure for it....