A witness now reports a small group of random youth chanting something consistent with Obama's original cover story. It is suspicious. It sounds like Obama expected a protest but that the terrorists on the ground planned it poorly and it fizzled out. Al-Qaeda needs better community organizers.
His new job as Community Organizer for Al-Qaeda ?
Hmm, well he does have experience...
I assumed his new job would be the voice of Weather on the Eights.