I decided to do some of my own independent polling.
I ventured into the cultural heart of Los Angeles, through Checkpoint Cholo, and found that among a combination of illegal, likely, unlikely and voters with five or more votes, Pedro, from NapOLEon Dynamite is going to win in a landslide as a write-in candidate.
‘_______Pedro from NapOLEon Dynamite__________write- in candidate’
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in Ventura County, CA!
(One hour northwest of L.A.)