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Cut the bull, Joe, If she had wanted BS, she'd just go to ACE and get a bag of manure.. or order some from Orgasmagardeningfo'ObamA.
1 posted on 10/27/2012 8:53:32 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge

I only know limburger cheese by reputation. I’ve never actually seen or smelled it. Even in Wisconsin.


2 posted on 10/27/2012 8:59:37 AM PDT by DManA
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To: NormsRevenge

I would have guessed his first choice was red Leicster.


4 posted on 10/27/2012 9:06:17 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: NormsRevenge

“SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI UP!!!”


7 posted on 10/27/2012 9:16:06 AM PDT by dfwgator (World Series bound and picking up steam, GO GET 'EM,TIGERS!)
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Please ignore the flim flam artist in the parking lot. Hopefully, he'll go away soon.

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9 posted on 10/27/2012 9:17:44 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: NormsRevenge
Not much of a cheese shop is it?


10 posted on 10/27/2012 9:17:59 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: NormsRevenge

She followed her nose, walked into the cheese shop, and found Joe.


17 posted on 10/27/2012 9:26:45 AM PDT by Palmetto Patriot (2010 All Over Again. Make it happen. Get Busy!)
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To: NormsRevenge
The big Cheese Stands Alone
18 posted on 10/27/2012 9:28:33 AM PDT by mikrofon (The Farmer in the Deli)
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To: NormsRevenge

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, “a little fermented curd will do the trick,” so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheeeeeeese.


29 posted on 10/27/2012 9:38:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (World Series bound and picking up steam, GO GET 'EM,TIGERS!)
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To: NormsRevenge

More holes are in the head than on it.

30 posted on 10/27/2012 9:41:10 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: NormsRevenge

joe jerk


31 posted on 10/27/2012 9:41:30 AM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Limburger?

do folks actually eat that?

i don’t mind soft cheese

but I prefer hard aged cow cheese

old Goudas and hard Cheddar or a Stilton or Manchego or Padano

or farmers type cheeses with guava paste

goat cheese is for salad or stuffed in a moderate piece of beef


35 posted on 10/27/2012 9:49:23 AM PDT by wardaddy (my wife prays in the tanning bed....guess what region i live in...ya'll?)
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To: NormsRevenge
"That's great, man."

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It is frightening to know that Slow Joe is
on the job in case Obama croaks. (For the
FBI agents who monitor FR, I should say,
". . . in the event of an unseemly eskaton
event involving the President of the United
States of America.")
39 posted on 10/27/2012 9:59:04 AM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine .)
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To: NormsRevenge
Vice President Joe Biden seemed to irritate a shopper at the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha on Friday .

I wonder if Joe THOUGHT he was on MARS during the visit!! /s

40 posted on 10/27/2012 10:13:18 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Did Joe cut the cheese?


42 posted on 10/27/2012 10:55:43 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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