Dum dum..dum dum...dum dum..
Ruh Roh Raggy
Now where did I put that pitchfork ...
Anyone got any tar?
I can get feathers ...
No TAR, but will this work? Does for me.
http://www.custermen.com/ItalyWW2/ILDUCE/Mussolini.htm
And I will gladly supply more than enough freshly-split, splintery pine rails for the ride...