If they’re from the U.N., just say “BOO” to them and they’ll run away.
I watched Dennis Miller on BOR today. First off, if Miller is not officially enshrined as a national treasure, I want an investigation. When asked about the U.N. monitoring U.S. elections, Miller let out a prolonged and boisterous laugh. Then he made a comment about the U.N. being comprised of Victor Buono lookalikes in fezes. On the U.N., he said “I took the tour, even the guidebooks don’t have spines”. Tears of laughter.
Don’t let them near alcohol or females over the age of nine.