No one will EVER hear these words...”Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my fiance, Monica Lewinsky”. (fill in Sandra Fluke also). NEVER will these words be uttered!!
Can you imagine......Mom, Dad, This is my girlfriend Sandra. Sandra.
Dad: Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar, and I just can't place.....Oh yeah, now I remember. Aren't you the "free birth control" broad from the Obama 2012 campaign
Sandra: Why yes, I am.
Dad: Son can you get your mother a glass of water, adn when you come back....I need to speak with you privately.
Dad: Do not bring that whore into my house again. I don;t care who or what you do at your own place, but to not bring that into my home.