O, ye of little faith.
Bubba was turned on by a three thousand year old mummy, remember?
Yes, but a 3,000 year old mummy can have sex appeal. I mean the dust, the bandages, the bones, plus she was no doubt a celeb in her time.
Sandra Fluck on the other hand...
That's just mean. Helen Thomas isn't a day over two thousand.
Bill Clinton was proof that even I can aspire to be President.