Fluke, OFA fail in pics: If you hold a rally and no one shows up, does it make a sound?

Twitchy-US Politics ^ | 10-21-2012 | Twitchy Staff

[smoothsailing]

October 21, 2012

Fluke, OFA fail in pics: If you hold a rally and no one shows up, does it make a sound?

Twitchy Staff

Gut-busting! Sandra Fluke held “rallies” in Nevada this weekend and the crowds numbered in the ONES.

"Sandra Fluke speaks to ten (10) people at...wait for it..The "Sak 'N Save" in Reno. Now that's the kind of stuff you just can't make up."

Stop, our sides can’t take it!

Worse, Obama for America then tries to cover it up by calling it an “intimate gathering.”

The giggles, they hurt! Excuse us while we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggle-snorts. Oooh, be careful! You may have to spread out into two entire parking spaces! .....

[contrarian]

After looking at the pictures I do not think Sandra (the slut) Fluke is gonna get much rack time from the (?) men in that picture, if you know what I mean.

[ShasheMac]

You wouldn’t have, none bothered to show up.

[smoothsailing]

"On a campaign stop in front of Billy's treehouse in the back yard stumping for the Obama/Biden ticket, Fluke finds positive reception among neighborhood males 13 to 18 on her female contraception mandate stance."

Hat tip to Conservative Commune

[eyedigress]

Those “Occupy Wall Street” folks looked pretty diseasy!

[alrea]

Is a Fluke better than a Lewinski?

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, with that sort of contraceptive bill, she’s a shoe in...She’d have to have screwed half the country already. Sounds like OJT.

[SamAdams76]

Heck, I’ll pay for her birth control myself. Just so long as she doesn’t reproduce.

[cpa4you]

The comments to that article were merciless and funny. Don't think she or her message were a real help. One of the commenters, a woman, brought up the issue of how badly this young woman was being “used” by the Obama campaign and the DNC. I suspect the woman have seen through this crude “war on women!”

[Mr. K]

0.000000001% is technically more accurate

How did they advertise this event? “Come see the slut that wants you to pay for her birth control so she can have more sex, or else you are declaring WAR on women”

[Hoodat]

Honey....Don’t give up your day job....Oh nevermind...you don’t have a job...you’re a professional political student.

She also may have a promising career as a professional blind date.

[Delta 21]

So sad. :(

[gitmo]

I wonder how it feels for her to be in a league with the likes of Monica Lewinsky. Forever.

Monica wasn't a parasite. Fluke is like a tick sucking off ... never mind.

[gitmo]

How can you do it in the voting booth? You have to be by yourself there.

Oh.

Then why do you need birth control?

The comment was this is 20% of the "crowd" at Fluke's huge rally.

[gitmo]

Kickass is right. They mocked up a conference room to make it look like this was congressional testimony.

They were ticked that she wasn’t allowed to testify. They turned her down because she had no expertise on the subject at hand.

[smoothsailing]

That pic can be sourced directly to the Obama for America website

http://www.barackobama.com/NV/

http://twitter.com/OFA_NV/status/259794288135794689

Caption : “In Reno, Ashley and Jessica are out to meet @SandraFluke and early vote.”

[tang-soo]

Fellow Traveler

[Col Freeper]

[smoothsailing]

“Move you idiots, you’re blocking the only empty parking space!”

LOL!!! great stuff! :o)

[CityCenter]

Is that the only dress she owns?

[hinckley buzzard]

Sure he would. It has all the right body parts presumably.