I rarely watch these shows!
...and there are some who haven't watched television at all for years.
(That policy has certainly reduced the replacement costs around The Homestead......)
Seriously, AB and the rest of the brave folks who actually watch these Sunday Morning Dreadfuls deserve all the praise I can give. They're true heroes.
I'd rather spend Sunday morning beating myself with a club.
Its torture to watch these darn shows! But you gotta know what the enemy is up to.