[Trailerpark Badass]

What kind of collateral does one need for a $15 million loan?

I wouldn't think a million bumper stickers would be enough.

[Right Wing Assault]

I wouldn't think a million bumper stickers would be enough.

Since no on wants them, they'll get an "appraiser" to value them at $15 apiece. They would be "deemed" to be worth that since they are collectors items and mementos of the only term of the "greatest president ever."

They could even skip the loan and make union members buy them.