And he had a flying magical horse, he thought dogs were demons [and black dogs were the devil himself] and that salamanders were all powerful evil spirits who could destroy men’s souls at will.
[well, okay..I admit I’m a bit of a bedevilment to some FReepers so maybe he had that one right]
:)
Who’s the pervert prophet
That’s a sex machine to all the goats?
Mohammed, ya, damn right
Who is the man that would cut the neck
Of his brother man?
Mohammed, can you dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t be found
When there’s danger all about?
Mohammed, right on
They say this cat Mohammed is a bad mother
Shut your mouth
But I’m talkin’ ‘bout Mohammed
Then we can dig it
He’s a absolutely insane man
But no one understands him but his goat
Mohammed
With apologies to Issac Hayes...