Lighten up, Francis, I was just joking
I used to work in the area and was a regular at the Ballston Mall Chick Fil A (they used to have people outside the mall handing out coupons and would let you take as many as you wanted).
I used to lime to identify (not hard at all) and sit next to the NSFers because their lunchtime discussions were always fascinating to evesdrop on.
I love the Chick-Fil-A there. My favorite for lunch if I am visiting the Mall.