11. Losing Ain’t Optimal
12. Me, Myself and I: My Three Favorite People
13. The Acidity of Nope: America Kicked My @$$ Out the Door
14. I Thought They’d Keep Me In President, You Know?
15. Typical White People and Bitter Clingers: Why I Hate Them
16. 57 Shades of Gay
17. Learning to Speak Austrian with Barack Obama
18. I Married A Sasquatch
19. Born Free (in Kenya)
How I Made Early Retirement Work for Me!