[Cowboy Bob]

If Candy went to Guam, would it tip over?

[Nervous Tick]

>> If Candy went to Guam, would it tip over?

:-)

Yep, and the eastern seaboard of the US would rise six inches out of the Atlantic.

Problem would be getting the li’l heifer to Guam. I guess you might be able to borrow an aircraft carrier and tow her like an iceberg.