Put a battered and empty chair in the bed of the pickup. If you can find a Newsweak like this one, put it on the chair.
I’ve got a chair, with small American flag attached, ready to go up next to the “welcome to town” sign at our city limits. Just trying to decide when to put it up. We are already voting here.
How bout a chair in the back of a pickup, and just circle around the polling places?