Posted on 10/15/2012 1:03:31 PM PDT by MichaelAsher54
Washington, D.C. (API) - Contrary to polls showing almost unanimous support for the reelection of Barack Obama among African-Americans, the truth is far more complicated. Many blacks have admitted to Slackers for Obama Founder Brian Ross (not to be confused with the ABC newsman of the same name) that once they are in the privacy of the voting booth, they will pull the lever for Obama’s challenger, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney.
“African-Americans are under an incredible amount of peer pressure and the last thing they want to admit is that Obama has been a failed president,” said Mr. Ross, “So our hope is that a panoply of new entitlements aimed at white Armenian voters with overbites and including free houses, free cars and free accordions will also bring any black voters having second thoughts back into the fold.”
Indeed, Slackers for Obama has been meeting with the President several times a day to come up with new entitlements designed to encourage all citizens to vote for their man. Some of the other entitlement ideas bandied about have included Gummy Bears, Snuggies and ShamWows, the spill picker-upper.
Meanwhile, a new poll showing support for the President would fall by at least five points if he was white troubles Mr. Ross. "If people voted for president based upon character, policy and record we could be in serious trouble," he added, "Let's pray that never happens."
After the thrashing black actress Stacey Dash took on Twitter after expressing her support for Romney, African-Americans have been particularly reticent to go public with sentiments which might stray from the groupthink conventional wisdom might appear to dictate.
“The threat of ostracism from friends and family is an incredibly strong tool to encourage people to vote against their own personal interests,” said undecided black voter Norma Leigh Lucid, “So, do I vote for Barack who has overseen median household incomes fall by $4,300 a year during his term or do I vote for someone who has actual experience in turning things around and, in so doing, alienate my black brothers and sisters?”
After several moments of hemming and hawing, Ms. Lucid said self-interest would dictate her vote and that she’d “be damned” if she ever admitted it to anyone else. “Maybe if the Democrats stopped taking our votes for granted they’d actually start doing something for us,” she added.
es verdad. Many Blacks are furious over the upstart con-man coming along, wearing the mask of Civl Rights, etc. when neither he now his ancestors faced slavery (except as Kenyan merchants of slaves), never went without a meal, never worked hard, never had ot put up with and endure discrimination (except positively with affirmative action). Most Blacks I know are fuming that this chump thinks he is one of them and thinks their vote for him should be automatic.
But if you are black and are on the right you get called more by the left..Uncle Tom, Sellout & TRAITOR!..
The left reserves special scorn for people they see as TRAITOR to their cause
If the Bill Ayers' types of the left ever got their revolution most of us on the right would get reeducation camp at first..but any blacks on the right would just be summarily executed on the spot
Leftists only race bait and hate because they get away with it.
When Dems were white racists they threatened whites who did not show race unity to their race groupthink, too. Called them race traitors. Threatened them, excluded them and sometimes, lynched them. They got away with it for too long.
If there are black conservatives or even black Christians, they will either stand up or live under the boot and poverty of hate filled, anti-Christ liberals (global Marxists who perfer Muslims). Somehow liberals have convienced many that only whitey will live under their boot.
Man o man!
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