Prep is going great! He’s clobbering Kerry in every round, just like last time!
“My short game and putting are in the toilet. I must have left 6 strokes out there on the course!”
Guess they haven’t smoked up all the dope they bought with Bill Maher’s million yet.
Superficially Kerry and Romney seem similar. They are both somewhat awkward on a personal level; they are both very rich; they have both been successful politicians in Massachusetts; and they are both famous as flip-floppers.
But Romney actually made most of his money the hard way and appears to have a more forceful, quick, and logical mind than Kerry. Plus Romney actually takes debate preparation more seriously than Kerry or Obama ever will.