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To: Trailerpark Badass

Funny.

They never seem to ‘push’ us hillbillies.

I haven’t seen a census worker in decades.

[the first and only one, actually]

Ironically, I was a tester/hirer for the ‘80 census and when the enumerators would get back in, they’d always come to me and ask “WTF is WRONG with your people?!”

I always said “They don’t like outlanders askin’ nosy questions.”

Secretly, I laughed at their tales of terror involving ‘yard dogs’ and ‘shotguns’.

Then, years later, one pesky lady came around to “enumerate” *me*.

[ I was sitting on the old original ramshackle front porch, cleaning a squirrel rifle with chickens grazing in the yard and 2 Dobes lying on either side of me]

She stayed on the outside of the fence and kept BSing me until I told her I’d hired and fired people like her and knew what she could and couldn’t legally do or ask.

So she gave up and went away.

Far as I know, they’ve only managed to get my name and hubby’s name.

We don’t even get forms anymore.


24 posted on 10/14/2012 9:22:07 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander
I've only owned a house for two censuses (censi?), but I've never received anything in the mail, nor had anyone visit.

Of course, my district went 80/20 for McCain last election, so I don't think fedggov idiots are in a big hurry to add me, or others like me, to the tally.

27 posted on 10/14/2012 9:32:34 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (So?)
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