These are the comestible delights that you say are too decadent for the Shoot:
That's right, folks.. TheMom thinks you should not be allowed to have bacon-wrapped Smokies broiled in butter.
It's bad for you, she says. It's bad for the environment she says.
It kills pigs and melts the poles she says.
Everyone join me in thrashing TheMom for her ignorant stance
on this key issue. GIVE ME BACON SMOKIES OR GIVE ME DEATH!
That is all.