I beg your pardon!
I consume only herbal tea and organic kale.
Looking up “kale”....
kale (kl)
n.
1. An edible plant (Brassica oleracea var. acephala) in the mustard family, having spreading crinkled leaves that do not form a compact head. Also called borecole, cole, colewort, collard.
2. Slang Money.
3. Homosexual