I could bring some. :)
Both of my wife's sisters in law are native Russian speakers. One of them brought a daughter along who is a native speaker, but recently got her US citizenship. (Yea Tatyana!) That one has two more daughters (Born In USA!) who at least understand it somewhat, and can probably speak a little. The littlest one, about 11, would fit right in, she has been shooting at, and hitting, 5" plates at 600 meters.
What weapon is she using? That is serious shooting at 600 meters.
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charlie