Here's what you need to do. Next Sunday, bring a squirt gun, put some Holy Water in it.....
You got to be kidding.
Hey I’ll not make that mistake again. I just go on out and avoid the bulletin hassle all together now, I read it online.
Cause I sure don’t know what I did to offend her except, I dunno, maybe I thrust my arm in her path a little too close but darn, I sheepishly offered thaye extra programs I’d taken by mistake.
Whatever I did I’d for sure not do it again given the chance.
Obamer voters, go figger.