[MayflowerMadam]

Whatever plastic surgeon “did” his eyes ... creepy!

[Jane Long]

I think we now know what ‘Ol Joe did to prepare for this debate...had his botox, teeth and hair touched up!

[Prospero]

Biden shares a largely forgotten distinction with fellow former Senator and committed creep Arlen Specter. Both have had brain surgery of a kind requiring the literal removal of their skull caps. (No joke!)

Both these procedures were each followed by many months of rehabilitation and cosmetic grafting and, yup, the baby corn rows of hair plugs.

Biden's weird eyes were part of his physiognomy ever afterward.