Slow Joe’s gonna come out like a supercomputer.
Welcome to the debates. Vice president Biden, can you name some pyramid sites on the Nile?
“Uh..Dasher, Elf Shit..”
Two prediction for tomorrow:
1.) At 6:53 AM ET, the sun will rise over Boston.
2.) Beginning at 9:00 PM and running until 10:30 PM ET, Paul Ryan will beat Joe Biden like a rented mule.