[T. P. Pole]

It is fairly obvious to anyone who takes the time to look at the “clay model” of the “Kennewick Man” that he was actually the captain of the Enterprise, Jean Lus Picard. He most likely was “transported” to the Columbia Plateau sometime after the Enterprise accidentally passed through a “temporal” “rift” or “distortion”. The same type of thing happened at least a dozen times to the Enterprise.

Plateau Tribal Members are obviously aware through stories passed from generation to generation that their ancestors brutally murdered the peace loving and always politically correct Captain Picard.

He must have been wearing a red shirt that day.

[fireman15]

He must have been wearing a red shirt that day.

So true. So true. There is video evidence available on YouTube. You can see what happened when a Native American looking fellow tried to cause trouble on the Enterprise.

Contrast these two videos and it will be obvious why Picard did not make it and Kirk was able to kick their butts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rFNbSKpEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_c1Odol9xw&feature=related