[PLMerite]

Now George W. Bush, he wore a real "power ring" :

[ArrogantBustard]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

[KC_Lion]

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie,

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Ash nazg durbatulûk,

Ash nazg gimbatul,

Ash nazg thrakatulûk

Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

That is STILL better for the U.S. than finding out what Ubama ring says (like any of us are suprised at all.)