Being that I live in rural Alaska its a very slim chance of running across any deranged Obamazombie, but if I were in some other place I could take terverse pleasure baiting these zealotheads with an empty chair, a Vote for Romney PLUS a full size cutout pic of Sarah Palin.
And I may be hiding nearby waiting to open up a valve upon a high pressure hose with dye in the water. or something else.
I like how you think :-)