Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
Ive got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise youll figure out me.
What do you get when you lack oversight?
Democrats running wild and government blight.
What are you then if you would rather cajole Dems?
A failure of a Speaker who embraces mayhem.
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given testicles leaders will go very far.
You will live in happiness too,
Unlike the testicle-less oompa loompa do-ba-Boeh-ner-dee-doo.
This will be headline news on ABS, CBS, PBS, MSNBS just like Fast and Furious. Any minute now...